Thursday, February 18, 2010

Auto


The best way to get the fuck out of your dorm room is a road trip with the bros. Where to? who cares. Just pack into your auto and go. You'll need a few supplies like beer and clean underwear. The best kind of car for this is a convertible. That way you impress people you meet on the road. Just make sure you drop the top down when it starts to rain. A good destination is down south. That's the best way to escape during winter.


Sunday, February 14, 2010

Dorm Rooms


Alright! dorm rooms may be pretty shitty, but you can have a lot of fun in there! This blog is all about how to make the most out of your dorm room. Whether you're all alone or you have a lame ass roomate. How the fuck do you keep the place clean (for the ladies), what's the coolest shit you can get in there (to impress the bros) and what alcohols should you have on hand at all times. I don't care if your school has a no alcohol or no drug policy, you need to keep a stash of the good stuff in your dorm room unless you're a totally nerdy loser that will graduate college a virgin.